Have you ever had a bad day?
Have you ever woken up to the smell of dog crap to find that your Great Dane had had violent diarrhea? Fortunately he sleeps in a dog crate, so the mess was contained, however, that also meant that the dog was covered in dog crap as he couldn't get away from it.
Once I'd cleaned the dog, his crate, and washed all his bedding I was just hanging all the bedding to try and a bird sitting above crapped on my head.
I just hope that the day doesn't get any worse.